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robin ([personal profile] sonorant) wrote2024-06-09 03:23 pm

daan catchall

i know nothing about f&h

[personal profile] recession 2024-08-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ IT'S NOT A PIPELINE WHEN IT'S JUST THE SAME CHARACTER REHASHED BY THE AUTHOR

The madman just yanks her a bit harder, yelling back at her. There is spit flying.

"To your SEAT! It's time to get to work!" is all he says. Well, true to his word he's definitely taking her towards a bench in the back where there's a lot of bizarre half-finished wooden cubes waiting, if she lets him anyway. Will you get to cubin'?
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[personal profile] recession 2024-08-03 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ They're like... pieces and she just has to put them together to assemble them I guess, I don't know what the hell these cubes are about actually. She just has to put them together like legos though.

The janitor, which is his name I guess, stalks off once he's got her seated. To do what, who the fuck knows because it's empty in here other than for her. Well, almost. The room is dark, but she can notice someone else on the bench next-over, the quiet clacking of wood pieces as they also build CubesTM.

This can continue on for a short while before that person clearly tries to get her attention. Wow... do you recognise... the white clothes and the feathers and the halo... do you...
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[personal profile] recession 2024-08-03 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Unfortunately... no IPC-given credits piling up in your bank...

The figure who is definitely nobody she recognises ever just looks at her contemplatively. Is he an illusion? Probably. But still, he puts aside a cube with a gloved hand and gestures to the back of the room even though it looks just as dark as the rest. He points to himself, then gestures to wherever the janitor disappeared off to.

Follow me. Be careful.

And with that, he quietly stands up from his bench and abandons this fetchquest, walking off into the darkness.
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[personal profile] recession 2024-08-03 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ GRITS MY TEETH IN HOW AWFUL MY RELIC GRIND HAS BEEN FOR THE PAST ENTIRE MONTH WHY DOES HSR HATE ME SO BAD SUDDENLY BECAUSE I ALSO LOST LIKE 2-3 50/50s IN A ROW WHEN I HADN'T LOST THEM FOR LIKE 9 MONTHS BEFOREHAND...

Anyway she can follow but. She'll notice that Sunday is just gone. How'd he move so fast! Weird. On the other hand when she starts moving, she almost immediately gets yelled at by our old disgusting friend here.

"HEY! Where the fuck do you think you're GOING?!" he screams as he emerges back out from the darkness. "Think you can just WALK OUT?! I ought 'ta take off those pretty legs of yours, that'll teach YOU!"

Unfortunately, he seems incredibly serious about this actually. He is absolutely going for trying to grab her and shove her down so he can machete hack her legs.
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[personal profile] recession 2024-08-03 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ The man looks like he's about to burst a vein, like his eyes are going to pop out of his head when she dares talk back.

"You... you... YOU... fucking whelp! Ingrate! Do you even know how important this is?! I'll teach you, I'll show you --!"

He can get stabbed, but this man is uhhh crazy. She'll notice that one of his hands is actually not even a full hand, it's just a stump, with which he'll attempt to start beating her with it, while she has to contend with the machete in the other. Which hand is she going for? Whichever one, she gets hit with the opposite.

She can aim for his head (very difficult), his arms, his torso, his legs... uh, his nuts if you want to I guess...
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